Ho-cam

a camera shot from the perspective of a woman being pleasured by a male a little too close to the camera. Introduced and perfected in the classic motion picture "Dolemite".

Watching it with friends we all went into shock during the sex scene where they suddenly switch to "Ho-Cam" so you too can live the experience of having sex with Dolemite.

by black_dynamite September 12, 2010

ho tar

n. the sludgy material left behind from the female which has collected at the base of the penis during intercourse.

there was so much ho tar after i railed her over the arm of the couch, i had to go take a shower to prevent potential ball rot.

you go back out to the party, honey...ill be out after i wash off the ho tar.

by qbande May 30, 2011

ho's with prose

1. slutty women good with words, surprisingly eloquent skanks, 2. eclectic writers, word lovers

Girls 1: You are such bitches. Girls 2: But at least we are ho's with prose.

by dumpsterbear June 9, 2011

Ho'-maticked

1. The act of being completely and easily outdone, in a battle of brains or brawn, with no hope of redemption. 2. Made to look like a complete ho', by means of superior wit, skill or strength. See also:punked owned p'wned

Kung Fu student 1: Wow! I thought Jim's Kung Fu was pretty good, til he fought Master Wong.

Kung Fu student 2: Yeah, he got ho'-maticked!

Kung Fu student 1: Word.

by Aramis January 23, 2006

ho-telling

When a ho tells.

Basically, if you are someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut and blabs everything, you are ho-telling.

Ho: Don't leave me, baby, I love you.

Man: Ho, get away from me!

Ho: You better stay right where you are, or I'm gonna let Jerry know how you went tripping with his smack.

Man: Just like a ho, gotta be ho-telling everybody everything.

by JaH&BeD April 25, 2008

dumpy ho

A derivative of the word ho referring to an overweight promiscuous woman who wears clothes that she can't fit into, often showing rolls in the abdominal area and unnecessary cleavage. This outfit is worn in the attempt to attract males and can usually be found in cheap nightclubs.

Did Mark go home with that dumpy ho he was dancing with?

by The A--Man March 18, 2008

Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Dom March 23, 2008