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Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.
"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023
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Tard

ur one nice tard
by gaokswk September 1, 2021
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Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and a retard. A person that thinks they are cool, hip, popular however in everyone else’s opinion they are retarded.
Haha…. Look at that esh-tard!
by Krythm81 April 9, 2024
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mini tard

a young turdler residing in the greater boston area.
by bigtard April 2, 2012
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Tard

The appearance of a moldy poptart left on the kitchen counter for 1 year.
I forgot to trash a popTARD and it became moldy.
by Bishainator November 12, 2018
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minger tard

Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.
That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.
by BappoHotel January 22, 2025
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e-tard

may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!
by d3moni March 21, 2009
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