Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it

Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture’

by elliethelegend April 23, 2020

Johnsonville surprise

the act of inserting detached weiners into a persons rectum for them to poop out into your mouth.

Kayla asked for the johnsonville surprise

by Ashtonious November 9, 2012

Bubble Gum Surprise

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair

Did you Katy Jenny that bubble gum surprise?

by KittyXD69 March 30, 2024

Surprise

A lumpy fart.

Ralph, I just had a surprise and need to change my underwear.

by Al Berich October 22, 2018

Strawberry cream surprise

Inserting your special cream into a sleeping ginger

Let’s give that fat ginger a strawberry cream surprise they deserve

by tannergrrr May 30, 2024

cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe

last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch

by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020

surprise shiza

Taking a shit on your partner without notice while having sex.

Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!

by Langdown July 2, 2006