The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.
Pronunciation- i'm yer dad
Pronunciation- i'm yer dad
Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.
Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.
You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad
Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.
Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.
You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad
Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.
by I'm your dad April 22, 2011
by El Dousche Bago December 24, 2004
A Sad Dad Movie is a film wherein the relationship between father and child is threatened or broken, usually with the child being ungrateful or embarrassed by the father, and the father just trying to be a good dad.
Often found in films featuring single fathers, or the father in a divorced family who attempt to connect/reconnect with his child.
Often found in films featuring single fathers, or the father in a divorced family who attempt to connect/reconnect with his child.
Liam: Do you want to watch A Goofy Movie again?
Zak: No, that's such a Sad Dad Movie and it really bums me out.
Zak: No, that's such a Sad Dad Movie and it really bums me out.
by Ayyjaybay June 21, 2017
When a person has a beer belly as well as a gorilla chest and thinks he can get girls but in reality they actually think he’s gay
by Mr. skinny jeans May 28, 2019
When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.
by Dis shit is ferior! May 24, 2004
happy national dad day!!!!!
by funtimesssss February 28, 2020
We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!
by Lisle Guo June 21, 2020