Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.

Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?

by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022

Spider-Man

That guy from Fortnite

You wanna watch No-Way-Home it has the guy from Fortnite in it, Spider-Man

by Your girlfriend’s husband January 13, 2022

Spider

Gay

Gay Spider

by anonymous January 13, 2022

Spider Bub

when your bubby has her feet on the wall because she’s too hot and becomes spider bub.

Spider bub, spider bub, does whatever a spider bub does, can she swing from a web? No she can’t because she’s a spider bub

by bubbeyyyy January 17, 2022

spider bread

The NFT market's only hope to truly have a purpose on the internet lies with this image.

I just scrolled past Spider Bread on OpenSea today. I almost scooped it up.

by neoskee February 2, 2022

spiderman

a fat cock-sucker created by a 100 year old man.

look its spiderman sucking cock!

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

spider

Someone who buys four pairs of jeans on sale at Costco.

Did you hear about Ruby? She went full spider and bought four hella cheap pairs of jeans at Costco!

by explodedtesticle February 17, 2022