When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.
Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016
Get the Pube surprisemug. The official term used to describe an event where the boss comes in sick and then shares it with everyone, despite knowledge that he is contagious.
Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.
Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.
"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."
by FlagRaiser October 16, 2020
Get the October Surprisemug. The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.
by Dirk Dasterdly August 13, 2021
Get the Boston Cream Surprisemug. Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*
Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
by J a w s h October 29, 2010
Get the Retarded Surprisemug. When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.
“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
by JimmyLover1989 June 21, 2025
Get the Yolky Surprisemug. The sexual act, in order, where one ejaculates on their own penis, sticks it in their partner's ass and gets it covered in poop, and then stick the whole thing in his girl's vagina when she is on her period. each forming the ice cream, chocolate sauce, and cherry on top, respectively. The girl will then suck it all off, including his nuts, since no sundae is complete without nuts.
Did you hear what happened to Adam? He and Jamie tried a Sundae Surprise, now she has a UTI and he has shitdick.
by When_the_Hymen_Breaks May 5, 2015
Get the Sundae Surprisemug. When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.
I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed
by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021
Get the Jedi Surprise Partymug.