Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.

Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious

by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020

Potatoe man

If you are a potatoe man you are born with many skills. They are usually sport related skills. If you are nicknamed "potatoe man" you will get all the girls and be very popular. You will never get rejected by anyone and most girls crave to date you and most boys crave to be friends with you.

Girl 1: oh look it's potatoe man he's so hot
Boy 1: I wish I could be friends with potatoe man

by Potatoeboy456 October 9, 2019

potato yogurt

Male ejaculate.

"Your man stuff tastes like potato yogurt."

by SkeetReese November 7, 2011

raw potato

a raw potato is someone very cool

look at that guy, he's definitely a raw potato, I wish I was just like him

by raccoon123 June 24, 2020

potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

by Skysa March 15, 2018

Mouch potato

Someone that never gets thier ass up from a computer and couch.

Ariella, get a fucking job you mouch potato.

by russianfuck September 26, 2008

ethan the Potato

he is a youtuber with 22 subs or 21 please subscribe to him he's my best friend his birthday is coming up so that would be a great surprise

ethan the Potato on youtube

by ethan the Potato YT May 5, 2020