The Pipe and Plank

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.

Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss

by TheBigBootyBoy January 5, 2022

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Laying pipe

To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.

Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"

by Harrydon May 30, 2023

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Colloquialism used in Windsor Ontario Canada to describe as one of the guys. In a greeting the word can be used in a rising manner to say hello from one pipe to another. Piiiiipe! or Piiiiiipah!

When used as a pejorative it can refer to as one of those guys as a "tool".

What a pipe!

by anonymous January 25, 2021

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Pipe dream

When you just want that cock so bad that you’re dreaming day and night about it.

Very sus, but admittedly so. Can be used as a compliment.

In reference to Kusorare’s openly homosexual gay hip-hop lyrics. Famous for his gay version of Gummo (Cummo), Sickomode (Dickomode), and A lot (A lot of bootie).

«That boy is my pipe dream.»
«I want that dick in my dreams. Call it pipe dream.»
«Can’t get this pipe dream out of my head. I want it!»

by PipeKing April 15, 2021

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Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019

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