pant paste

The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.

Rod was sure feeling squirrely as his pant paste was rippin the pubes off his les and scroat at the job interview.

by plamya April 19, 2011

Pants hopping

When a girl actively seeks out different males for dating/sexual intercourse. Female equivalent of "skirt chasing"

skirt chasing Pants hopping

by imaduckmookat, Eville February 8, 2010

plaid pants

the hottest thing a man can wear, literally.
with the white tank top. please.

"don't laugh at me, i have plaid pants for pj"
"kiss me"

by searching4cuteid October 27, 2022

thong pants

Really tight leggings that girls usually wear with uggs which if observed closely you will be able to notice if she is wearing a thong.

Dude 1:Dude look at that girls ass in those thong pants!!!!!

Dude 2: I know man and her thong is so small!!

by Ballzto tthe walz November 20, 2010

Coaster pants

When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...

I just sent you an email by the way.

Will it be funny?

Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!

by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

mortadella pants

The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".

Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already

by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 3, 2010

Schmoopie Pants

An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.

Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

by rickulous April 6, 2011