An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.
Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)
To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.
Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)
To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.
Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
by hydra-phobia July 29, 2015
Jim is a true stro bro - he never misses a game.
Even though Bob is 1000% straight, he's such a stro bro that he has a crush on King Tuck.
Even though Bob is 1000% straight, he's such a stro bro that he has a crush on King Tuck.
by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge December 15, 2022
the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf
Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?
Bob: I don't know I might barf.
Bob: I don't know I might barf.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 20, 2018
A man that paves his own trail for his bros to follow, regardless of how many speed bumps there are.
IE: The bro who isn't afraid to strike out, or jump on the grenade. He is The Bro Hero.
IE: The bro who isn't afraid to strike out, or jump on the grenade. He is The Bro Hero.
Bro Hero: *hits on girl in-front of all her chick friends* Hey what's up baby? *immediately strikes out*
Bro Hero: *does quick match equation and realizes he has a chance with at least 1 of them and turns to the next girl and repeats the cycle* Hey what's up baby?
Bro Hero: *does quick match equation and realizes he has a chance with at least 1 of them and turns to the next girl and repeats the cycle* Hey what's up baby?
by brohero69 October 28, 2015
by Evil Dubz November 12, 2010
A male giving a male friend a discounted rate on items or services, specifically due to their friendship.
"Hey man, I normally charge $1500 for wedding pictures, but since we're friends, I'll give you a bro rate of $1000.
by rockhammerer May 09, 2012
by Natie Dogg January 11, 2014