Nice shit

The prettest of all turds
by Shithouse man November 05, 2018
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Kick Shit

I went over to David's the other day to kick shit for a few hours and talk about MW3.

I just kicked shit the whole break 'cause all my friends were out of town for Thanksgiving.
by 1958 December 25, 2011
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goofy shit

Goofy shit is like bullshit, Bull fuckery, Estupid shit lol, Non factor, Irrelevant, wacky,just ughhhh!!
by Cuntyone October 05, 2017
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Shit in a bottle

when you have nowhere to park your breakfast so you do it in an empty 2 litre bottle.
i had nowhere to wrestle with sergent brown so i had to shit in a bottle and leave it near a homeless person!
by johnny alans February 19, 2010
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No Shit Sherlock!

When someone says something very obvious
*everyone sees red kill black*

Yellow: yo i think red is the impostor*

everyone: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
by pseudonym ツ October 07, 2020
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fuck this shit

Commonly said when you are at the end of your rope doing anything at all. Normally after you have felt bitchy and pissed off all day.
Sitting at the computer surfing around when you just get fed up and say "FUCK THIS SHIT" and go to bed.
by ladydee7669 December 12, 2006
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Shit Wank

Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier

Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....

Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier

I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...
by Bibbo November 16, 2006
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