My life

absolutely falling apart in every way whatsoever

I want to die. My life is shit.

by frogmama45 April 10, 2017

not my mans

When that mans is not yours

First of all, whose mans is this, cuz it's definitely not my mans

by Alfonso Virgen April 12, 2017

my impact

when you tell some one something cool and they re-use it, and re-use, and re-use it as if they came up with it.

guy; bro ally cant stop saying 'dang;
2nd guy; really? I say that all the time, my impact

by wthangel September 3, 2016

my hotdog

My hotdog is gunna make her squirt tonight

Bitches be talking about the size of my hotdog

by ScravelWord July 25, 2016

my neighbour

an old hag who harrases you and has nothing to do with life

why is he so mean?
hes my god damn neighbor dude
i know just why tho?
BECAUSE HES MY NEIGHBOUR AND WE HATE HIM

by papi~! January 24, 2018

This is my life

1. An expression used to sum up how a person feels about certain situations that don't seem to be that bad.
A sentence that usually follows an emotional dump.

2. An expression used to feel better when you are feeling down due to a bad experience happening at the moment.

Example 1: I went to this show for free and the guy at the door made me wait for, like, a whole 5 minutes. Thank God my boobs are this big and I look this hot because the bouncer, like, totally let me skip the line... but that won't change the fact that I had to waste 5 minutes waiting. This is my life.

Example 2: It's really hot in my appartment and I can't sleep on this couch. This is my life *laughs*

by why.me August 1, 2011

my yellow

a yellow is a person that has been by your side from day 1, leaves a smile on your face, and most importantly, someone that you love so much.

"addison rae is my yellow"

by myaddisonbae November 27, 2020