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Morning Rot 

When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”

“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
Morning Rot by abutthole March 11, 2024

morning sanchez 

Getting fucked over by the lazy locomotive engineer.
Damn that engineer hates us. He just gave us the morning Sanchez treatment.

Moaning-Shea 

A dumb ass word created by my bitch ass friend to describe my black my friend.
Munashe: Hey Edward can you pass me a pencil?
Edward: Sure Moaning-Shea, hehe.
Munashe:Kill your self

morning dew 

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched
i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

morning dew 

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched
i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

Morning Mouf 

When one of your furry friends wakes you up right before your alarm and ties you down to pluck your body hair and make a salad with it.
Yo bro whatch it Timmy's planning a morning mouf on you.
Morning Mouf by XafklegendX April 18, 2024