Dihydrogen Monoxide

A dangerous substance that can cause corrosion, suffocation, and many other life-threatening problems. Worse yet, it is found all over the world, and people often consume it without realizing it.

...Water. It's water. Did you get worried for a second? Congratulations: You have become a victim of Zohnerism; the use of a true (though confusing) statement that the general public would not be able to fully understand, causing them to jump to incorrect conclusions.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is often used in April Fool's pranks to fool people who do not know what it is. It was popularized by then 14-year-old Nathan Zohmer, who trolled almost all of his ninth-grade classmates into banning it from the school he attended for a science fair.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

Fractional Monopoly

Giant companies that own a fraction of a position in many sectors.

Amazon uses its fractional Monopoly to cause Hyperinflation on the U.S. economy as a whole.

by DaeJi January 17, 2022

Collaborative Monogamy

A symbiotic relationship found in the concept of vastness where both partners benefit. Each person in the relationship is enabled to be their best selves through collaboration, communication and openness. This kind of relationship is founded on the principles of balance and harmony.

Collaborative Monogamy is the best way to find freedom in a relationship.

Relationships only succeed when both parties are happy and collaborative monogamy achieves that

by Vasthoe June 12, 2022

Seif Monobrow

When a fat old ugly caveman has a giant catterpillar in his forhead like bigfoot. Also has a peng sister.

Look at Seif Monobrow, it's so ugly!

by Seif Caveman November 2, 2022

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

A chemical which can kill anything and anyone!!! BE AWARE!!!
(actually the chem name for pure water (H2O) but just for the meme and for the people who don't know , this is used)

P1: Name a thing every serial killer drinks but whoever drinks it dies?
P2 ( a person who dont know) : what
P1: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
P2: shit, toxic

by Boltogy November 10, 2022

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Inorganic, covalent compound. Causes severe addiction, with a 100% mortality rate. Transparent, tasteless, and easy to farm without a government license. Also known as oxidane. Prime carrier of disease

Bob: I heard Rob got his hands on some dihydrogen monoxide.

by EggBeaterLegEater November 13, 2022

pinches monos

A term for people of dark complexion

No mamez güey los pinches monos estan cruzando la calle.- No way bro the fucking monkeys are crossing the street.

by Jizz daddyo December 18, 2022