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Meat Suppressor 

Meat Suppressor meet sə présser (noun)
Meat Suppressing meet sə préssing(adj)

1) A person who has intentions of interfering with, or to physically/verbally interfere with a person who is conversing with, getting acquainted with, or hooking up with the opposite sex.

2) A person who knowingly destroys opportunities for friends to find relationships/sexual hookups due mostly to jealously, or mainly just to be an asshole.

3) Also known as Cock Blocking or to Cock Block
1) Joey was sitting down at the bar talking to a girl. And when it was noticed that they were having a great time and hitting it off, Lisa came over and butted in and starting asking Joey if they were going to leave soon cause Lisa was bored. She is such a meat suppressor.

2) I met this amazing girl last night, and after a couple hours we decided to go back to my house to get to know each other better. We're about get it on and my roommate came into the living room and started watching TV. It was apparent that my roommate was meat suppressing me.
Meat Suppressor by S60B5234T March 25, 2010
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meat curtains

Meat curtains- vaginal lips, vulva.
With great intent, i parted her meat curtains with my cock. Three days later of constand pounding, her meat curtains hung down to her knees. I was proud , and so was my bishop. It was a monu,ental moment in my life, and hers.
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Meat Munching 

Stop Meat Munching off of my skills
Meat Munching by Brain_Spitz February 9, 2017

meat spins 

when two trans-sexual lesbians have sex and the one lesbian on top spins her penis(meat) around in a circle formation...
hey hun,
hey,
those meat spins were great last night,
yeah i know i did it like 30 times without slapping my balls
meat spins by MooseKid3 October 22, 2011

Meat umbrella 

When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing
Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don't get my hands dirty
Meat umbrella by Potatosrus234 March 18, 2017
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Meat Guillotine 

The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt
The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.

meat fandango 

A Bar,Club or Party full of men when your looking for women.(aka)A Pickle Jar.
"There's no women in here! Its all fucking dudes. We walked into a meat fandango!
meat fandango by Bandido December 14, 2004