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matthew

just an absolute bitch. the kid gets pissed whenever he loses at literally anything at all. professional giver and thinks about his bed often
damn quit being such a matthew and stay on playstation.
by bighotpastramimelt January 12, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew fucks your mom
by Matthew909 November 20, 2021
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Matthew

A shy person, but when it comes to strength he lands on top. A smart individual but even though the girls want him, he enjoys being single, it gives him a chance og getting to bond through friendship, not jumping it to dates. He has brown eyes and hair that shows blond in midday light. He is big for his age and has a strong love for mammals and fish. Matthew wont confess his love unless needed to and will show his love by forming a friendship with her.
Girl 1: I wish I could have Matthew
Girl 2: he shows some signs to me though.
by Jared I January 3, 2020
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Matthew

Man, ash is a matthew. He keeps moaning when his D&D character takes damage.
by cakefucker February 27, 2023
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Matthew

I wish I was a Matthew, he gets all the girls!
by lean luvr February 9, 2022
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Matthew driver

Geez that guy can't drive, what a Matthew driver
by kyliieanne January 8, 2022
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Matthew

A big man from the streets of Grimsby who lives in a box and likes men and gets it up the behind and loves the French
He is a bit of Matthew
by Toiletnuker69 May 31, 2022
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