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Dirty liban

When your homo friend is jerking you of underneath a pillow while smiles at you.
Milky: Hey! Why you so glad for?
You: jizzpar gave me the dirty Liban in English class.
by Willy (milkys friend) January 17, 2021
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Fermented libation

1) Noun: a slang term predominantly used to refer to beer.

2) Noun: Depending on the specific situation, can also include other alcoholic beverages that have been fermented such as cider, wine, sake, huangjiu.
Hey bartender, I'll take a glass of your seasonal fermented libation.
by droolyface September 26, 2021
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Hayden Labrador

If you're dating Hayden Labrador, you're in for a real treat. He's not to skilled in romance, but knows how to give you butterflies. He gives great hugs, and his friends always push him around. Hayden is a good source for jokes, as he can always brighten up your day.
Mikey: Hayden Labrador is the best thing to happen to me!
by MSAtheSpectacular May 12, 2022
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national liberal

A National liberal is a combination of liberalism and nationalism. It usually means someone that wants to keep a small government, and freedom of the individual, while keeping ones pride of the country. This is a common form of liberalism in Europe.
European: ‘I’m a liberal’
American: ‘So you support big government and Joe Biden?’
European: ‘Hell nah, I meant I’m a National liberal. Not a weird ass Neoliberal’
by Kalebop November 5, 2022
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Flaming liberal

Syonomous with virtue signaling, in the sense of making a show of being phony about one's convictions.
The flaming liberals of Martha's Vineyard rushed to greet the undocumented migrants dumped on their doorstep.
by Hugh Jorgan, Sr. November 11, 2022
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Classical liberal

“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”

Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”

Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”

Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”

Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”

Classical liberal “No thanks I...”

Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”

Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”

Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”

Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭

Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”

Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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Brunch Liberal

Limousine Liberals without the money. They look the part and talk like they are elite because of their education but don’t have the wealth and power.

Drawn to activism that has high visibility but are seldom seen otherwise. It’s not politics or a cause that motivates them. It’s entertainment and status.
For Brunch Liberals politics only makes sense when accompanied by a poetry jam, public spectacle, art show, colorful decorations, fedoras and music. Look elite, bank pay check to pay check.
by Young Grizzly April 27, 2023
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