Jump

verb
gerund or present participle: jumping
1.
push oneself off a surface and into the air by using the muscles in one's legs and feet.
"the cat jumped off his lap"
2. To intentionally get a head start on a drag race to get the upper hand ( cheat )

Two cars are seen lining up to drag race when one car unexpectedly takes off before the other car, Tom says, did you see that guy “jump” , “ yes replies Jeff, what a homosexual !”

by Fair suck of the sav September 12, 2023

jumping jacks

an exercise that involves bouncing up and down while spreading your legs and arms, this exercise will most likely make you sweat and if done long enough make you spill liquids.

yo look at him/her do the jumping jacks, so hot

by ur mothers sons daughter grand April 6, 2022

raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.

Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.

by MadiJane December 19, 2021

Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016

jumping shift

Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone

Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift

Dave: What do you mean by that?

Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(

by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 25, 2018

Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.

"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"

by yourhornymother420 February 2, 2024

Throat Jump

Snatch a bitch by the throat when they’re spewing trash.

I’m gonna throat jump that dumbass I’d she doesn’t stfu

by herbalz420 January 30, 2019