when hit an object and something REALLY gay happens and it is total shit and the luckiest thing in the world.
ppl are playing ping pong and its nicks the side and goes off in a different direction that is a jew hit.
by jewboy95 August 08, 2009
by lin4cam April 17, 2008
I was afraid to go down on her, she had a jew fro... I was afraid it was going to get stuck in my teeth!
by Dick Lea April 20, 2011
A half jewish- half christian person who acts all christian because they are fake.
Gets presents for both Christmas and Hanukkah
Gets presents for both Christmas and Hanukkah
dude 1: So excited for Christmas
fake jew: yo me too!
dude 1: aren't you jewish?
fake jew: ehh kinda. i get presents for both holidays.
dude 1: dude.......
jew: what?
dude 1: you're a fake jew man....thats just sad.
fake jew: yo me too!
dude 1: aren't you jewish?
fake jew: ehh kinda. i get presents for both holidays.
dude 1: dude.......
jew: what?
dude 1: you're a fake jew man....thats just sad.
by Dimskyva November 08, 2011
Jay is a big Jew for Jesus. He married Jesus because the big J is Jay’s bae.
When she prays, she prays to all the names of God and Jesus and more.
They held hands in bed and that’s all. Because Jews for Jesus.
When she prays, she prays to all the names of God and Jesus and more.
They held hands in bed and that’s all. Because Jews for Jesus.
by BeStill December 05, 2019
by QuadNader August 16, 2011
Jim: Hey Frank, what did you do last night?
Frank: Nothing much, threw on a porno and decided to Jiggle the Jew.
Frank: Nothing much, threw on a porno and decided to Jiggle the Jew.
by Da Skill March 09, 2011