jerk face

The face often found on a male when alone and jerking it, slapping the ham, choking the chicken, etc.

Erik: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that feels good.

Ryan: (walks in) DAMMIT! I definitely did not want to see your jerk face.

by FatboyIzzaTool September 25, 2010

Air jerk

To masterbate on an aeroplane

Steve: I'm going for an air jerk

Bob : cool enjoy your self don't get caught

by W j c February 3, 2012

cartoon jerkables

1. Cartoon's drawn in a provacotive and sexual way

2. Hentai

See also: tentacle rape

"After dinner I fully intend to sit down with brandy and a fine cartoon jerkable and wank."

by Tweakumz July 6, 2003

jerkelate

Happens when a male is being jerked off by a female but the male doesnt reciprocate the action. Instead the woman masturbates herself while the service is taking place.

"I just had this bitch jerkelate me"

"How did you service her, you have no arms?
Ohh she just jerkelated."

by Brian Romy January 30, 2008

jerk-opoly

when someone playing a monopoly-like board game (monopoly,life,or mario party) does everything to hinder you in every way and targets you specifically for either jail time or a turn-loss.

me: YOU BASTARD!!!
that guy: Hey, thats why they call it jerk-opoly

by xplodingbrain May 13, 2008

jerk clerk work

Tedious mind numbing work that you are clearly overqualified for. This type of work takes up at least fiftey percent of your time if your title includes the words "Assistant Manager".

I save my jerk clerk work for Mondays, since I am braindead then anyhow.

by Bill from Ohio June 11, 2008

jerk grunt

the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face.

Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night!
jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?

by Hrm Smk May 16, 2009