New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."
Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."
Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023

An oc of mine. She appears with a dark purple comedy mask a long purple cloak ripped tights and black shorts. She has dark purple plaits / braids along with some ice skates. She is a murderer and has a sister named jelly belly.
by Jemmiez December 18, 2020

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!
Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
by Gray Devio February 7, 2020

When you start to plan something so far in advance that there are multiple variables and changes before execution of the plan, but you have to say and do something about it now or no one will be ready.
My wife and I started jelly-casting next year's vacation before we were done with this year's vacation.
by Wild billiard January 23, 2022

by Your most serious writer. July 3, 2024

by ellur September 14, 2025
