Book of Ed

A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.

"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."

by Brakin7 August 26, 2009

BOOK OF QUOTES

Author who quotes their own phrases in their own book.
Author who uses their own quotes in a published book.
A large quantity of quotes written by the author DeShawn L. Yeldell.
A book with written quotes by the imaginative author MillYentei.
Quotes that are written by one author only.
A book of quotes written by the original author only

Charbel: What book are you reading this month?
Enoch: I’m reading the Book Of Quotes, written quotes by the original author.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei

by MillYentei DYSlick December 9, 2023

Same book, but different chapters

A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.

1: "I love you."
2: "We're on the same book, but different chapters."

by uneaziness April 23, 2023

Hallow book

A large book with a shape ( usually square ) cut out of hundreds of pages. Used to hide things in.

I was watching COPS and this guy had a hallow book with a knife and some pot in it.

by Eric Hollman October 25, 2009

Booked

To Kill Someone

They really booked my boy Pablo.

by BabyIanConnor March 7, 2022

Faceguitarwii-book

A Nintendo Wii modified to integrate Facebook, Guitar Hero III, and a 5.1 optical audio connection to a Dolby Digital receiver.

"Hey Jenna, do you want to stop over and play Super Mario Galaxy later or maybe bowling?"
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."

by Submitted by Sean Flanagan, Created by Jenna Vosseteig January 10, 2008

Open Book

Meaning you don’t know your sexual orientation so you just tell people you are an “open book.”

“If your wondering I’m an open book, just ask me anything!”

by Simplyimperfectxx August 9, 2023