lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

by GM July 21, 2003

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ball sack vinegar

the musky liquid that forms around the testicles on a hot day.

mowing the lawn on a hot day in Houston produces ample amounts of ball sack vinegar!

by bayou rican July 11, 2015

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dildo sack pie

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.

My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.

by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010

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Dirty Sack Stamp

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.

Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.

by Autobot Hero April 29, 2009

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Sack Ya Nuts

Sack Ya Nuts refers to the failure of a task, this is commonly used when someone gets killed in a clutch situation when its a 1v5, there are different variations for this depending on if the failure happened in the past or present or if it happened to you or another person.

Man I was in duos for Black ops 4 blackout and my teammate sacked his nuts.

My mates such a bloody wanker he bought a PS4 instead of a PC I knew he would sack his nuts.

Oi mate you got a assessment due soon you better not sack ya nuts.

Damn bro I was on a 500 combo on love live school idol festival but then I sacked my bloody nuts and missed a note.

by MR_POPO_NUT September 13, 2018

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