Human Black Widow Spider

A Spider that sometimes takes the form of a human. A Very rare breed of spider that can also acts alot like a kangroo. Very Deadly and can kill you with one single kick or bite. They are rumored to be located in Michigan.

"Wow look its a Human Black Widow Spider that is reading"

"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"

"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"

"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"

Human Black Widow Spider by haterofed March 1, 2010

Human Toothbrush 

when a man sticks a bottle of toothpaste in a girl's butthole and squeezes it all into the butthole. Then the girl shits on his penis and he brushes her teeth with it

Gave that slut a Human Toothbrush

Human Toothbrush by TheRealDealDentist April 25, 2011

human fidget spinner 

Humans having sex while moving.

Angelica "yo last night was crazy"
Eliza"yah we moved from one side of the house to the other"
Peggy"It was a human fidget spinner"

human fidget spinner by ProjectBlueBanana April 5, 2020

Human Racist 

Human Racist. Term used to describe someone that hates all humans, no matter their color, sex,religious beliefs, age, or sexual preference.

I hate everyone equally, I'm a Human Racist.

Human Racist by Brainsick June 19, 2017

humanist 

Follower of the belief system of humanism, the religion of the politically correct world. It is understood that no one can tell another human that they are wrong for what they think and feel.

Humanist: Good God why can't you people see that the most rational and politically correct way of thinking is that of a humanist!
me: According to your belief system a human can't be wrong for what he or she feels. So were the nazis wrong for their malicious feelings towards the jews, or were the jews wrong for feeling victemized?
Humanist: I...don't...know.......

humanist by Trae July 11, 2006

human ham sarnie 

Ladies fanny with the inner lips hanging down!

Look @ that human ham sarnie!

human ham sarnie by knerstie fnerstie July 2, 2004

The Human Torch 

First, you must have sex with a girl (MUST BE GINGER OR REDHEAD)

When ejaculating, pull out and blow your load on the girls hair, then when finished, spike her hair up.

"Dude, i just tottaly gave that ginger girl The Human Torch last night"

The Human Torch by iL3gend March 5, 2010