Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

5 minute drive-by

A dumb way of saying "booty call" or "hit it and quit it"

"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"

by Ginjabrd October 4, 2022

Canadian Drive-by

Like a regular drive-by, except that the intended targets are politely waved at instead of shot at.

Jane pulled a Canadian Drive-by on me yesterday when I was walking home.

by rFoxx February 13, 2024

driving like a pussy

Driving like a pussy is the equivalent to a white mom late to get home to record Real House Wives of Beverly hills and almost killing a pedestrian along the way!

Yous driving like a pussy Christian

by Macalak May 6, 2021

Castle your drive

To systematically bet more than others do in 7 card Texas hold'em remembering to have more chips just in case you bluff and lose.

You castle your drive in poker by betting bigger, and playing louder, but without saying a word, than those who don't know how to bet bigger, for more fun, knowing your hand may be just better gambling on your part.

by TrueBlueHue1 September 16, 2023

Lorene Drive

The band that introduced me to Hollywood Undead. And post-hardcore.

Lorene Drive FUCKS...in a good way.

by 7568ino October 25, 2023

Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.

Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."

by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018