donkey shit

a boy who talks to much preferbaly caled matie

your name means donkey shit

by donkey shits November 27, 2018

donkey flick

While doing it doggy style with a female, the male flicks the woman in the back of the neck, making it contract, therefore getting a better orgasm.

When Jesse donkey flicked me, I got the most sexual orgasm ever.

by Paulie Kay June 19, 2007

Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.

Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was

by juneyaka13 March 24, 2017

donkey lick

When you lick the ass hole and pussy at the same time.

I was with this girl and I gave her a good donkey lick!

by Grantooj December 14, 2017

fucked the donkey

To pass out.

Man, I accidentally took my dad's painkillers instead of my own and I totally fucked the donkey.

by bardickenku April 23, 2018

Donkey Dick

Donkey dick is a term used when talking about something that smells like shit.

That dog smells like donkey dick!

by BuskeOrdbok February 24, 2018

Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"

That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.

by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019