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Donkeyed up

An expression uttered when something is done totally wrong or not to standard. This phrase seems to be used in very conservative communities instead of saying more vile and filthy things such as fucked up or dicked up.
Look at this beer I ordered!! I wanted a reguar Dos Equis, and I got a Dos Equis Amber!! That bartender is all donkeyed up!
by race08 October 17, 2008
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Steam Donkey

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.
Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.
by LazySage October 27, 2014
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Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"
That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.
by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019
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donkey lick

When you lick the ass hole and pussy at the same time.
I was with this girl and I gave her a good donkey lick!
by Grantooj December 14, 2017
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fucked the donkey

Man, I accidentally took my dad's painkillers instead of my own and I totally fucked the donkey.
by bardickenku April 23, 2018
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Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.
Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was
by juneyaka13 March 24, 2017
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porch donkey

a black male less smart than others
Look at that porch donkey! Robbin' stores and being stupid!
by Bb stol3 April 9, 2017
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