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Jelly Dog

The sexual act of when your female partner is on her period so she uses her period blood as lube to then give you a handjob.
"So did you crush that chick last night?"

"Naw man, I couldn't she was on her period."

"Aww shit that sucks hahaha."

"Yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog."

"Aww come one man thats gross hahaha."
by 24arod24 September 25, 2011
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Nuke Dog

Dude1: "man, I'm starved but I just have 5 minutes till my meeting..."
Dude2: "cook yourself some nuke dogs then, 2 minutes prep-time and you'll be ok for a while!"
by thms.bmrtn October 20, 2010
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Dog Hickey

Lame excuse for a loce bite.
Dog Hickey Definition

When one uses a lame excuse of a dog biting or nibbling their neck. To cover up that they have been up to no good and allowing someone to suck their neck. Other lame excuses are "I fell over whist hovering and the suction nossel attached to my neck, leaving this dark coloured mark on my neck"
by Mr Edu July 14, 2010
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dog-flirting

When someone chats up a person he or she doesn't really find attractive just for something to do he or she is said to be dog-flirting.
I didn't fancy her, I was just dog-flirting.
by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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Grum Dog

Someone who is incredibly exciteable and down to do anything involving a physical challenge or activity. Someone who is particularly Grum.
i.e. willing to be thrown into the air by someone much larger than them repeatedly for fun.
Julian is a gnarly Grum Dog!
by T.stans March 23, 2009
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Floppy Dog

One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.

Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).

Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.
Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........
by Tong28 March 14, 2009
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hot dog

A dog that is hot
by Riley Eve June 9, 2018
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