Cedar Crest College

Cedar Crest College: a private, four-year women’s college known for its stellar nursing program. If you come to this school for any other reason, you’re likely a scrub who got rejected from her top choice schools. If you’re looking for male interaction on campus, you can look no further than the male Saudi students, who seem to be here due to a fluke in the system (or possibly, due to copious amounts of funding to the Crest from the Saudi government?) Anyway, if you’re not down with brown, you can try an array of douchey white frat boys from nearby Lehigh University, the campus you’ll eventually end up at if you want to get the true party experience in college. If, however, you choose to stay on campus for the weekend, prepare to be bored with Cedar Crest’s nonexistent social scene and leftover dining hall food from the school week. And if you’re a prospective student or incoming freshman, welcome to your next four glorious, estrogen-filled years at the Crest!

*at a party*
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?

by eucalyptusweed November 14, 2017

College Rugby

College Rugby is in fact far inferior to Grammar School rugby.

Youth 1: bro, would you rather have a college rugby player or a grammar school rugby player in a fight?

Youth 2: gotta be grammar school!

by Sorbie January 2, 2012

Hailsham Community College

A school that is shit, Mrs Cowsarse is a bitch. Big up Big Phil. Lots of slags and sluts with a mix of players. The school is located in Chav Town

Hailsham Community College is so crap and it stinks like pumtang

by Lovemedaddy April 26, 2019

Milton Keynes college

The most shithoused college in the UK.

Yo look at that retard over there, he prob goes Milton Keynes college

by catalyte May 17, 2021

college sainte marcelline

bitch ass school with a handful of good ppl the rest are a bunch of stuck up virgin mary's that don't know how to act. the school itself is all broken down and looks like a fkg correction facility from the outside even though we're not that pour. we get a boring ass high school experience
marcy un jour marcy toujours

normal friend: what school u go to?
you: oh you don't know it.. it's in the middle of a fucking forest...its college sainte marcelline
normal friend: *makes a pitty face* im sorry...

by yourveryownmarcy October 16, 2019

squidward's community college

Very good college yes can speell now Obama was in my class verygood my name is Jeff bezos have many lambors v goof my teacher was Mickey Mouse (heh had an affair with with shrek ).

squidward's community college college is very good school

by Sour. Ghost October 24, 2020

Wimbledon Wet College

A school full of neeks, get pop in rugby yearly and your teachers have you on ropes you say amdg but still get pressured at coombe Lane.

Who going to play again Wimbledon wet college this morning

by DissOfTheSeason December 1, 2019