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Charlie Sucio 

Maneuver- When a dude named charlie (or not) has not had sex, showered or taken a dump in a year and unloads everything that can possibly come out of his body onto a suspecting (or unsuspecting female (or male).

Typically occurring in the shower or on a bed with plastic sheets for easy clean up. Otherwise the cleaning crew will be pissed of and charge an additional fee.

History - This maneuver started in war torn Eastern Europe in 1936 however its popularity has recently resurfaced in the Barbary Coast of San Francisco.
Man, what happened to this room? Somebody must have busted out the Charlie Sucio on some chick. Call hazmat!
Charlie Sucio by Zig Nasty July 15, 2010
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CharlieSheen'n 

CharlieSheen'n (char-lee-she-nin)
v. CharlieSheen'n (char-lee-she-nin), to charliesheen someone, charliesheened, charliesheens
urban verb for the more proper "CharlieSheening"
v. action of the man who is Charlie Sheen

CharlieSheen'n is an action of character representing a high level of smack talk ability that usually only comes as a side affect from bangin' seven gram rocks. CharlieSheen'n is usually referred to as something someone is doing to you (Why you CharlieSheen'n me?) but can also act as a means of boasting (I'm CharlieSheen'n you.) This can include the following but is not limited to
1. attacking someone publicly with humor on national TV; to front on them; to bring humility to them while unbeknownst to you - you are embarrassing yourself as well
2. acting as if your world is not tumbling in around you
3. living with two random girls you call goddesses but are no where close to being goddesses

4. beating someone in a race to grow your new twitter account followers
5. acting as if you are holding it together, when it is apparent you are not
6.making someone fire you
7.doing anything as bad or worse than telling your dad off on national TV
8. having Adonis DNA or TigersBlood
"I know you might fire me, but I'm CharlieSheen'n you right now."

or

As Oprah said after having her twitter record broken "Man, Charlie Sheen is CharlieSheen'n me right now."
or

Your boss who has to let you go may say, "Why are you CharlieSheen'n me?"
or

as Nancy Grace said "He did interviews with everyone but turned me down. He's CharlieSheen'n me bad."
CharlieSheen'n by mattofact1 March 23, 2011

Charlie Carpenter 

A talented young boy starting off his writing career young. He goes to Watkinson school. Hes a lax brah and wears his jersey at night just cause. His songs are excellent and everyone should listen to them.
girl 1: OhMiGawsh did you hear that
girl 2: Hear what?
girl 1: I think thats Charlie Carpenter singing one of his songs!
Both : ahhhhh! Charlie i love you!!!

Charlie Pate 

care about no one, Cheats, No girl likes him but some how gets them
My friend Charlie Pate leaves girls just so he doesnt have to buy them stuff.
Charlie Pate by XxHerbalTeaxX November 9, 2011

charlie sheen 

To stick it to your crabby boss in a very rude fashion, then get fired shortly after.
Mr. Nagger: Jim, you were supposed to have that proposal in by friday! Now it's monday and you STILL don't have it. What excuse do you have for yourself?
Jim: My excuse is your a peice of shit and id rather jump off a bridge than complete an assignment for your grumpy old ass.
Mr. Nagger: Your fired! Get the fuck out my office before I call security. You really just Charlie Sheen'ed yourself there, dumbass.
charlie sheen by crackheadkangaroo December 28, 2011

Charlie Bailey 

Charlie is a smart boy and cute and fit! Sort of person that would..
-give great jokes
-always up for a laugh
-footballer
- has a great personality and awesome sence of humor
-great friend

-suports chelsea

Always a shoulder to cry on when your sad and people are there for him when he needs a shoulder to cry on
Charlie is a great name for a boy who is bright always happy has ups and downs in he's life and misses loved ones,
Charlie Bailey is one awsome name and sounds like a great friend!
(Nice)
Careing

Good mate
Fit
Hansome
Charlie Bailey
Charlie Bailey by chloe woods January 8, 2012

Charlie Sheen 

The act of snorting coke.
"Did you see that guy Charlie Sheening over there?"
"Wow, I have never seen anyone Charlie Sheen as much as he did."