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paper candy 

Do you have that paper candy Jew boy?
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text candy 

Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.

The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.
Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy
text candy by 1 lone monkey June 9, 2015

Dubai Candy

Hot Looking Middle Eastern Women in Dubai. Usually wearing tight-ass jeans and a hijab. Variation on Eye Candy.
There was a ton of Dubai Candy at the Emirates Mall this weekend.
Dubai Candy by Ma$tiboy August 12, 2016

Cotton-Candy-Air 

Noun, a natural phenomenon that occurs when air is hot and humid. At this time air smells and tastes sweet however, too much can make you feel tired and sweaty.
Person 1: Wow, the air tastes and smells so sweet!
Person 2: You must be talking about the Cotton-Candy-Air.
Person 1: So that's what that's called!

Cotton Candy Cock 

When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”

Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”

Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”

Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”

Cotton Candy

A candy you should wash before eating because of germs and stuff
guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already
Cotton Candy by KaiWantsToCri April 7, 2019