Canadian Masturbation 

Masturbation but Canadian, much like Balkan rage.

Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"

Canadian Masturbation by Jonathan Werd December 23, 2024

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping 

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025

Canadian Special 

The act of pouring maple syrup (room temp or warmed) onto a man’s nutsack and proceeding to do with which the user pleases

Friend 1: “Hey, I heard you guys used my maple syrup”
Friend 2: “yea, she totally gave me the Canadian Special”
Friend 1: “oh…”

Canadian Special by Nutblaster69069 February 2, 2025

Canadian Bitch Slap 

The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.

The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.

Canadian Bitch Slap by Keegan Eden Barker March 9, 2025

Canadian Handjob 

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.

Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.

Canadian Handjob by Dan5 April 25, 2025

Canadian popsicle 

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.

If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.

Canadian popsicle by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025

Canadian blimpfuck 

Fucking the shit out of someone’s mom in the ass so hard her poop flies out of her ass making her fly.

You made me so mad, I Canadian blimpfucked your mother.

Canadian blimpfuck by J dolls bill May 27, 2025