Titty Boner

When you're nipples are fully erect.

"Honey are you cold you have titty boners".

by Bruce McAlister March 22, 2017

horror boner

when you're scared but also turned on by a situation.

dude i just found my friends moms nipple clamps, ive got such a horror boner!

by BILLIIIEIIEIEIEIEI May 25, 2016

Boner Resistant

Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.

Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!

by 1812marine May 27, 2016

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

boner armor

A condom

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.

by Robbness January 24, 2018

fright boner

It's when you get scared so much that you get in instant boner and won't go away until you calm down and relax

I was walking in an ally and guy jumped out and I got a fright boner

by Silver is the new Gold December 29, 2016

boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017