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The Big Silver Bird

The sexual act of sitting your partner in a high chair with a bib on, pulling your scrotum out flat either side of your erection like wings, and flying the "aeroplane" into their mouth
Dude the misso was being a sook the other night so i gave her the big silver bird

Hahah really?

Yeah man, noises and all. Was a pretty rough landing though
The Big Silver Bird by H4949 June 1, 2016
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Flightless skin bird

A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.
Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?

reverse momma bird

When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth
Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me

Alex the honking bird 

A birb that likes to honk.

Alex lived a life until he died, his son dominic then became the star of the show, their yootoob channel is still up and everything is fine
Have u seen alex the honking bird new video?
No.
He is a birb that honks, look at him honk at a coke, hahaha, look at him honk at a mirror, hahaha,look at him honk at a gingerbonk, hahaha, look at him honk at a motherfucking planet, hahahahahahaha

Avian Bird Flu 

Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.
Avian Bird Flu by BottomlessPitMan December 30, 2005

Birdlaw (Bird Law)

A practitioner of law suited towards the welfare of citizens capable of flight and victims of fowl play.

In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.

Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.

Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.

Don't trust Birdlaw.
Person A: "Did your entire raid team manage to turn in the Rend buff?"
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"

-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)
Birdlaw (Bird Law) by Viaggro February 8, 2022