take the banana

The term take the banana is equivalent to just take it and shut up, just do it, don’t even ask. You know if you are handed a banana, you know what to do with it without question. That is it... take the banana.

But dad, why do I have to do it, son, just take the banana shut up and do as I say do.

by Billy BullSchitter July 15, 2017

Banana Hawk

Extremely small and hairy chode1, that resembles that of a pigmy marmoset.

do you have a banana hawk?

by Judge Danforth July 1, 2009

Flounder and Bananas

When Blake is molestered by a group of priests.

Priest: Can you believe the flounder and bananas we put on blake after the sermon?
Other Priest: We peeled that little shit.

by ThisIsCrazyBird August 4, 2014

banana float

When you give your girl a wet slippery came on dick and make her cream pie on it making it a banana float!

Damn dude she got one big banana float last night

by Banana Float Man December 12, 2016

banana trap

(n.) A woman's vagina.

- "I ain't seen my cousin in damn near a month."
- "What's he got a girlfriend er somepin'?"
- "Yeah, and he be twenty-four-seven all up in dat banana trap!"

by Studebanger August 20, 2014

Banana milkshake

The act where a male takes his banana(penis) and rubs it between a females boobs, hence a banana mikkshake!

Charlie asked Tyler if he could have his banana milkshake after the kids fall asleep.

by Rogue_1 July 13, 2021

Peaches and Bananas

Like Apples and Oranges, but with Humans...... as noms

Human 1: Why would it be weird if you're straight male friend grabbed your gay female friends' butt, but it wasn't weird when your gay male friend T-Ed just grabbed your straight female friends' tits and screaming "HeeeeeyyyyyAiimmmeeeeWaaasssupGurrrl!!!" at the party?

Human2: Got me. Peaches and Bananas bruh...

by Mr. Mets March 2, 2020