Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

Dirty Butt Pickle

Any substitute for any word

You Dirty Butt Pickle

by Dank meme boi October 22, 2018

toot your pickle

to blow vigorously into the hole of the penis until a sound is heard

Robbie: Hey Ariana, I want you to toot my pickle vigorously until a sound is heard.
Ariana: Ok I will toot your pickle.

by bishle November 8, 2019

Pickling your poop

The act of leaving a shit in the toilet to ferment, for others to enjoy later (or not).

Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁

by Jurassic fatter June 7, 2019

new york pickle

When a guy does it from behind with a girl, and before they cum, bend the girl over and yell "taxi" as they shove a pickle up the girls ass.

Guy 1: why did she leave you?
Guy 2: I think it's because i surprised her with a New York Pickle.

by Ryu is Bae December 5, 2017

Pickled bull testicle

A delicacy eaten around the world

John ate a few kilograms of pickled bull testicle

by Bananana_Banananana February 27, 2021

Pickle Barrel Pounder

A man who has rough sex with drunken barrel shaped women.

Where did that fat drunk bitch go? I don't know but twenty bucks says Todd's playing the role of pickle barrel pounder.

by pooeyscooter August 25, 2011