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Penis Escrow

The time period in a new relationship that she is not having sexual relations with you. The duration can vary but usually amounts to three dates. This has been known to make men behave in a manner some other men call “Being a pussy.”
Billy asked his friend “Hey Clause hows that new girl You met from the Halloween party and you doing?, have you banged her yet?”

Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”

Billy - Damn bro, you got class!
by Mattroid Prime October 31, 2017
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Reptile Penis

The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.
Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.
by The flooner August 3, 2017
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Zach's penis

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.
I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!
by Godofreeee December 10, 2021
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Penis Eater

This disease grows inside the hole of the penis, slowly eating away at the penis. This disease comes up after swimming in dirty water
Jonathan got the penis eater after swimming in your pool 😂”
by Dr. Dis3as3 February 11, 2019
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mouth to penis

Giving oral sex via salivating on a males genitals
Girl: hey babe you up for some mouth to penis tonight
by Sas princess August 9, 2015
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Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.
Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.
by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017
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penta-penis

Multiracial dicks arranged in a pentagram.
"I have to pray to my penta-penis."
"your WHAT"
by regionalatleast November 2, 2017
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