by Typhoon suey May 29, 2024
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Generally used when asking someone to give you this part of their cigarette.
Generally used when asking someone to give you this part of their cigarette.
*Person A is smoking a cigarette*
Moocher: hey can I get shorts on that?
Person A: sure
*Person A smokes 90% of the cigarette then gives the rest to Moocher to finish*
Moocher: hey can I get shorts on that?
Person A: sure
*Person A smokes 90% of the cigarette then gives the rest to Moocher to finish*
by phonaputer2 January 5, 2022
Get the Shorts mug.The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more
Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"
Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"
Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"
The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.
Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"
Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"
Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"
Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"
Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"
The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.
Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"
Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"
Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"
Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"
Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"
The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.
Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"
Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"
Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"
Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"
Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"
The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.
Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"
Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"
Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"
Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
by JDMF March 6, 2024
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