Gigantic Turkey Sub

Known for joking during serious situations, its catchphrase "I say we put MUSTARD on it!" is known to create random laughter.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: ( a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich ) I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: ( outraged ) This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

by Kielay December 20, 2008

Gold Turkey

The state of being short of, or forgoing money for a undefined period of time.

Similar to 'Cold Turkey' but with 'Gold': i.e Money or wealth.

The way the governments spending here, you'd think they've gone Gold Turkey!

by EggyBaby February 22, 2011

wild turkey milkshake

The act of ejaculating in the anus of your partner, sucking the semen out of their anus, and spitting it back into your partner's mouth.

Dude, I'd totally drink your wild turkey milkshake!

by ithacan't October 18, 2014

she turkey

a smelly girl who sleeps around and pops her pussy for coke.

Fuckin she Turkey

by Fuckinsheturkey March 17, 2019

yank the turkey

yank the turkey means you put your hand around your penis and ejaculate.
southern slang term

yank the turkey is when you place your hand/s around your penis and ejaculate.

by Bobby Booba February 19, 2009

catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

by lilnitewing December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey

When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

"Gobble Gobble baby"

by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014