<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

Sunrise Surprise

Morning Sex

My wife work me up with some good sunrise surprise sex today

by Mr Fabulastic May 11, 2017

The African surprise

When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you

fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.

After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"

"oh men i gave that girl the African surprise last night"

by African war lord June 22, 2019

Kinder Surprise

When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.

"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"

by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024

Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys

Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!

by pissthan January 13, 2018

slutty surprise

When someone unexpectedly sends you nudes without you asking for them.

I was just texting her and suddenly I got this slutty surprise

by the grand willy 69 November 19, 2014