Rusty Venture

Master bating until your dick is so raw and red that you can no longer get off.

Man, I really gave myself a Rusty Venture earlier and its really burning right now.

by Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeqwe November 26, 2010

Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy

I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!

by CrumpFiend March 12, 2010

rusty shotgun

When ones foreskin does not retract from the bottom of there shaft and one requires a warm saopy shower and gentle hands to retact it to operable level above ones penis it is refered to a rusty shotgun.

Craig and rohan went hunting beaver and found there target when fingering the trigger they found their apparatus to be siezed. Thus a rusty shotgun

by craig hibbens March 26, 2014

Rusty Venture

A "Rusty Venture" can be defined as masturbating so much your penis becomes sore and if skin tone is light enough it also becomes beet-red.

Chick: Oooh, I'm going to give you a "Rusty Venture"!

Brock: Don't believe the hype babe a Rusty Venture is where you beat your dick so much it turns red.

Chick: Really?

by HEYHEYHERRKOMMTALEX November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's when you jerk off so much that your dick gets red and sore.

I masturbate so much that I get a Rusty Venture at least once per month.

by hammmmmm November 25, 2010

rusty venture

The rusty part is when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can; then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick, so right when you're about to get off take it out and blow shitty cum on her back.

The venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands

How about I take you to my boudoir and give you a little rusty venture?

by esquilax13 November 26, 2010

Rusty Bucket

An old thot, usually a male.

I wouldn't date sally because she is a rusty bucket

by Ahesthetic January 30, 2017