boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Princess Personality Disorder

A personality disorder in which a person acts like a princess and is constantly having others do things for them.

Will you bring my coffee to me, I have Princess Personality Disorder and can't do it myself.

by NarcissaMalfoy10773 January 24, 2018

Jasmins personality disorder

Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia

Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder

by Orangeaid July 13, 2020

Robert Clack (Person)

Robert Clack is a Dagenham Mayor who fought for equality in his time in office. To see the school named after him click here: Robert Clack

Robert Clack (Person) is a Mayor of Dagenham

by RCBest April 27, 2020

superior taste person

A person with a perspective on the world that is always indisputably correct and better than anyone with an inferior taste. People with superior taste always agree on absolutely every matter, completely like minded. People with inferior taste are WEAK and should be shunned and they should also stand in the corner

"Do you prefer green apples to red."
"yes."
"Then you are a superior taste person."

by SEXYPABLO September 4, 2019

Personal Panic Lie

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.

a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"

by idontlikemushrooms December 13, 2012

Whore-ible Person

1. Someone who is not only a whore but also a horrible person. This is the worst of all people, a double whammy of awfulness but you still love them.

2. Also, used to sensor yourself from calling someone a cunt ass bitch

“she’s so rude”
“and a slut”
“must be a whore-ible person”

by FLLFL November 13, 2017