Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome

“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”

by The Creamster May 18, 2024

Sundae Surprise

When a girl is giving you head, cum on her face and then throw sprinkles on to her cum covered face and scream sundae surprise!

I gave that girl a sundae surprise last night and it was awsome.

by Dirty Dahm September 15, 2011

Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.

Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!

by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018

surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

by Brewing logic November 20, 2016

Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

by Deckard253x May 20, 2020

special booty surprise

a special booty surprise is when you are having anal sex and the girl accidentally shits on your dick

i was totally banging up Hannah last night when she gave me the special booty surprise

by incognitio November 7, 2022

KiddiePool Surprise

When you eat out a girl who just gave birth, still in a pile of blood and fluids, and you eat some of her shit. That's the "surprise"

"John owes me five bucks, if he doesn't pay me back soon we're taking him to the hospital for a KiddiePool Surprise"

by RancidTrain November 15, 2020