potato candy

The term potato candy can be used to refer to french fries. It may also apply to other forms of potato products.

"pass the potato candy."

by ayshia October 28, 2007

Useless Potato

A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.

Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato

by idiot12345 August 6, 2013

Dum Potato

Potato your dum af and you know it B)

YOu saw that dum potato

Ye i saw him

by Dum Potato November 30, 2020

potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

by Skysa March 15, 2018

raw potato

a raw potato is someone very cool

look at that guy, he's definitely a raw potato, I wish I was just like him

by raccoon123 June 24, 2020

potato yogurt

Male ejaculate.

"Your man stuff tastes like potato yogurt."

by SkeetReese November 7, 2011

Potato-ing

Slang Verb "To potato"

When an animal, usually a cat, lays on their back with legs splayed out, seemingly relaxed and comfortable. They may or may not be performing the "belly trap" in an attempt to lure an unsuspecting human in, and tear their limb off.

"Aww, look the cat is potato-ing again."
"Don't pet her tummy, it's a trap"

by FlametheSeraph January 27, 2019