fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

benny fruit fruit

a name for a person who is gay and is named ben

benny fruit fruit ate his foot

by pinkpizzarolls May 21, 2022

Jay Fruits

A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana

P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”

by Chick English September 26, 2019

Fruit banana

1.) A playful nickname for masculine lesbians or masculine sapphic women.

2) Sometimes used in a negative way to insult masculine sapphic women, 'Fruit' being homosexual and 'banana' meaning fake penis. (Acting masculine).

"Oh yeah dude shes a total fruit banana"

"Hey what's up fruit banana?"

by FuFu7 November 5, 2025

fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves

I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.

by ktkills January 25, 2024

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018