person 1: I just won $5000 on Pai Gow
person 2: cool beans...wait did you say $5000?
person 1: yep! 7 card straight flush with joker. $5 up!
person 2: Refried Beans!
person 2: cool beans...wait did you say $5000?
person 1: yep! 7 card straight flush with joker. $5 up!
person 2: Refried Beans!
by The Trendsetter Linguist June 17, 2008

by Lil' Bean Muff January 2, 2009

hey holmzy ur an emo bean
Homzy: im fuckin not u cock *hits me*
no need 2 cry bout it u emo
Holmzy: arrr *dead arms me*
Just go slit ur rists
Homzy: im fuckin not u cock *hits me*
no need 2 cry bout it u emo
Holmzy: arrr *dead arms me*
Just go slit ur rists
by George melhuish December 6, 2006

When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.
today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.
it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.
it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.
by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011

by jamie farrell May 13, 2005

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.
by Poopie Girl January 21, 2009
