Teresa

Property of WICKED, subject A1, the Betrayer. Everyone hates her because she sucks.

"Oh, there goes Teresa" - Thomas
"Man, I really hate that girl" - Minho, The Death Cure

by briggsian_cult November 9, 2023

there once was a ship that was put to sea

a cardboard ship that will sink in 20 seconds

there once was a ship that was put to sea

by xdr5t3evq3q November 12, 2023

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

To find meaning and beauty in the manmade or natural environment which is generally not regarded as beautiful or worthy of deep contemplation; to appreciate the beauty of mundane things and moments in life.

*Evian brand water bottle with light reflecting through it
– "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see."

by Florean September 1, 2024

Therealslimgreasy

A small midget man that takes body shots from gay men, definitely needs his daily 200 CHOOFS to survive.
Eats garage pies and motor oils his hair slick back
Probably takes roids?
And needs to shake his gym bottle at least 30 times in your face while maintaining suspiciously sexual eye contact.
Will have the best ass around
#JOBURGBOET

Friend 1:" who's tweaking in the gym?"
Friend 2: "that's Therealslimgreasy in the flesh"

by Starlord66 September 15, 2024

There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.

Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

There is a list

When someone blatantly lie to your face and expect you to believe them despite everyone knowing they’re lying

Israel: there is no church in Gaza

Interviewer : no there’s three churches in Gaza and Israelis destroyed all of them

Israel: no there’s not !

Interviewer : ugh there is a list AGAIN

by From the river to the sea 🇵🇸 December 22, 2023

therealmarza

An Italian Twitch streamer, i consider him as my dad.

"Have you seen therealmarza stream last night?"
"Yes i love him!"

by Diodelsesso January 4, 2024