Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.
Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
by townandorcountry April 23, 2023
Get the Mattmug. by m05rx7 November 20, 2019
Get the Mattesmug. Matt Dillon is the finest living thing on this Earth. Possibly hotter than Ralph macchio. Starring in the movie outsiders text and rumblefish. HE IS SO FINE
Girl 1 "I want Matt Dillon!"
Girl 2 "no he's mine!"
Girl 3 " no he's MINE
Every girl in the world "NO HE'S MINE"
Girl 2 "no he's mine!"
Girl 3 " no he's MINE
Every girl in the world "NO HE'S MINE"
by Widdle sticks May 21, 2024
Get the Matt Dillonmug. Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back
Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018
Get the doing a Mattmug. 
by Pappa_mike September 24, 2025
Get the The matt effectmug.