Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen

WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"

by opeaii March 22, 2020

Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016

Paper Rex

A Singapore-based esports organisation best known for competing in Valorant. Their Valorant team has gotten second place at the World Championships twice, and has a distinctly aggressive and unusual play style.

Paper Rex are by no means easy to tear through

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Paper Drive

When you use printed out directions to navigate to somewhere.

John’s grandparents will be here late, they’re doing a paper drive.

by Ringo the Star May 17, 2023

Brown paper

The brown tobacco paper around a black and mild cigar (used to roll weed with)
Rolling is referred to as “freaking” a black
(Black refers to a B&M cigar “black and mild”)

Brown paper - “yo I js rolled a gram in dis brown paper frm da black”

by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019