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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》Off《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》mug. “Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”
by SmokySphinx February 2, 2018
Get the Meat papermug. An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. Military Term.
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022
Get the Afghani Paper Towelsmug. A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
Get the Toilet papermug. by WonTooThree July 31, 2021
Get the licking papermug. When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.
Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
by G3169 May 29, 2017
Get the paper weldingmug.