Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015

max stone

One who gets butt fucked by oily men

Flem dog ran an anal train on max stone for like an hour while lemler held him down

by Mac and cheese master August 14, 2016

eric stone

Guy that fucks your bitch and takes your wife

I'm an Eric stone

by Beastyman118 August 5, 2016

vagina stone

A clear blue stone: usually the size of a dollop of shampoo (when those shampoo bottles tell you to squirt a dime size) and the stone magically cleanses your slutness

Shalisa went to the store to buy her vagina stone and I'm glad she finally did ugh you could just tell from a mile away that she hadn't gotten hers taken care of.

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 5, 2016

Rosetta Stoned

The state of being so high that you begin speaking another language.

Friend 1: Yo, did you know that Marcel speaks Mandarin?
Friend 2: Yeah, but he only knows it when he's high as a kite, man. He was straight up Rosetta stoned last night.

by YungSebs June 2, 2016

Rosetta Stoned

When someone is so stoned that they start speaking another language.

Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Je suis un buffle!
Guy 1: What are you, Rosetta Stoned?
Guy 2: Si senor.

by EightBitDictionary May 29, 2016

Adrenaline Stoned

Adrenaline Stoned can be best explained as a feeling of so much adrenaline, so much that it can not be explained as "adrenaline high"

"Ah dude, i was so adrenaline Stoned last night,"

by BabyDragoSlayer243 May 26, 2016